am i the only one who doesn’t have a tumblr
(via winwinsituasian)
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
(via winwinsituasian)
why am i not a disney princess
because ur a 15 year old boy
(via insanelyepic)
what if your penis could talk
it would probably be a dick all the time
(via orgasmic-humor)
