honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

(Source: greelin, via winwinsituasian)

queenjeaan:

wow

michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

image

(via insanelyepic)

svviffer:

yourtubes:

what if your penis could talk

it would probably be a dick all the time

(via orgasmic-humor)

nallycat:

make shorter posts im too lazy to read

(via marayeahh)

dogshaming:

Benny even surprises himself, sometimes.